Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

dagwood

ugly female, also called dog and gross.

dan: she is so dagwood.

Michael: second that.

by chunkycoke101 December 26, 2009

Dagwood

Is a small to unusually large piece of driftwood that, when high, a stoner will consistently cast at and continue to lose fishing lures on.

Holy shit guys, check out that awesome dagwood. There's gotta be 50 fishing lines stuck to it!

by Biff Justice October 28, 2005

dagwood

Polly Cooper’s child’s name on the show Riverdale.

“I named them Juniper and Dagwood.” - Polly Cooper

by hamezmerp January 20, 2018

DagLord

A literal God. Infamous for being banned on the MAL Discord way too many times.

Oh DagLord! Save us, our saviour!

by ....AAAAAA...GOAT.... March 9, 2019

Dagwoods

Excessively long untrimmed toenails..

Damn Benny! We're going to the beach later You really need to go trim your dagwoods..

by Melmin 1 March 15, 2021