defacebooking

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

defacialize

The act of ripping a persons facial skin and or flesh from her skull by pure force of ejaculation.

Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."

by jarulf October 17, 2011

darach

A guy who likes to game and sleeps alot,he tends to crave pizza and people think hes high when he talks. He has nice hair and a nice face,he makes all the girls panties wet and his irish accent makes girls die.

Girl: Do you know where Darach is?
Guy: Probably sleeping

by Darach September 11, 2015

katamari damacy

A game made by people who were on overdoese of several illegal substances at once. Strangely, the gameplay is as addictive as those illegal substances.

What ever drugs the makers of Katamari Damacy are using, I WANT THEM!!!

by Okita-Sama April 6, 2005

DFAC

Army term for the mess hall (Dining Facility) is abbreviated DFAC usually on the signs in front of the building.

DFAC is used as a written abbreviation / acronym. When used in speach pronounced like Dee Fack

I'm going to drag my ass over to the DFAC and get dinner.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

deface

To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.

"Yeah, there was this guy in my network who added me. I thought he looked ok, but his updates were really cramping my news feed, so I had to deface him."

"I went on a date with a girl I met a week before and like the day after our date she changed her status to 'in a relationship.' I defaced her."

by Zennon January 6, 2008

defactorce

NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.

Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.

by cvsanders August 6, 2010