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my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 6, 2009
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daddy's daughter

alternate form of the saying "daddy's little girl" but with clever alliteration.

The girl's daddy is essentially whipped and will do anything for his daughter and is oftentimes super protective. He will buy expensive clothes, cars, and jewelry, beat up ex-boyfriends, and take the daughter's side in any argument.
Rob: Man, I really wanna get with that Mandy chick.

Big: Yeah, too bad she's daddy's daughter, you got a long way to go bro...
by hanaimright February 24, 2009
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Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.
"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons
by Crash2108 October 7, 2009
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wayward daughter

A term associated with hit TV show Supernaturals fans, particularly female.
"What are you?" "I'm a whovian and wayward daughter"
by TheCharmedHunter July 17, 2014
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Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)
"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"
by anon August 18, 2003
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cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..
You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..
by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004
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daughter pounder with cheese

A man with a bit of extra meat than the rest. He is a true hetro sexual therefore he only fucks daughters not sons.
His only fall back is that as he pounds so many daughters he often falls asleep without showering resulting in post sex, day after, nobial cheese.
"Dude's like a porn star, he’s shot so many bitches with his single barrelled shot gun he's a fuckin daughter pounder with cheese."

Also fun to ask for at Mc Donalds instead of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but only if you're a girl otherwise it’s gay.
by LeviNZ October 21, 2006
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