Dad Bod December

Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!

Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!

by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021

Dad Bod Summer

Dad bod summer is the realization that it don't matter what you look like. Beer belly, no problem! You are good enough to get those Hot Girl Summer girls, Dad Bod is IN!! Now let's get out there and SLAY!

Bro, you see Trinity posting another Hot Girl Summer pic?

Yeah man, she's bad! I wish I could get a girl like that!

You can bro! Dad bod is IN!! They want it, we have it, if you want her go get her!!! Dad Bod Summer has begun!!!!

by FlushWithFlavor June 27, 2021

Dad bod plus

When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay

My friend Matt Has a dad bod plus. This is why girls will never date him

by Mr. skinny jeans May 28, 2019

Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more

"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"

by spoonman89 September 28, 2017

Divorced Dad Bod

A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.

Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.

by TheRealChickenFucker May 30, 2015

Lesbian Dad-bod

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.

ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."

by TransMomma August 13, 2021

rad dad bod

A person with the figure of a middle aged father, commonly with a beer gut. This may also include poorly kept facial hair.

Sure you'll work out. Dad you've had a rad dad bod for years and that won't change.

by Heating ice for water June 11, 2015