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dracular

A blood sucking pariah, whose foul odor could kill a man at fifty feet.
"Dude, I'm never going out with that chick again, she is so dracular"
by Timmy the Tim June 19, 2008
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dacklacker

One who licks the dack
Mark said hey dacklacker, come here and sack my cack.
by Dave March 25, 2004
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Kim dracula

a trap metal musician who is known for his song clip ¨army tank¨ or ¨vroom vroom¨. which we want a full song of.
Kim Dracula´s music pops off tho
by Bás September 15, 2020
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Dracula

The title character from Bram Stokers classic novel.

A Vampire, immortal, with the ability to transform into a bat, and hypnotize people to his whim.

Dracula lives in a huge castle in Transylvania where he sleeps with three hot vampire women who totally fear his wrath. He is usually seen dressed in a black tuxedo and long cape with a high collar. Many scientists or whatever believe that he is the original inspiration for the modern pimp.

Draculas diet consists of human blood and raw meat.

He is also quite cunning, even being able to hold a real estate agent hostage for several months and start his own brand of cereal. Dracula also has this guy named Reinfeld, a total psycho who eats bugs and shouts a lot.

Dracula isn't all powerful though, he has a few weaknesses. These weaknesses include, garlic, the cross, holy water, sharpened pieces of wood, and sunlight (which will totally make him explode)

Dracula was killed by Dr. Van Helsing at the end of the book, but returns from the grave every now and then to hang out and stuff.
"They say you are a man of good... taste".

"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music

they make"

"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"

(Jonathan Harker accidentally cuts himself while shaving)

Jonathan Harker: "I didn't hear you coming in".

Dracula: "Take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think"
by Max Harley September 27, 2009
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dracula ass

Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.
by 813kracker August 28, 2017
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Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010
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Dracula Flow

Old man spits wisdom off the dome, opps be warned
"{Yo she musta listened to Dracula flow the way she dropped that ass on me at an egregarious angle.
by BrowardCountryTicTac October 24, 2023
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