Dasani Dick

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.

"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"

by KevinWoods October 18, 2016

Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

Fresh Dasani

A super cool dude who likes Dasani water. especially Devesh.

OMG, Fresh Dasani is soo cute. I wish I could date him. 😍

by Fresh Dasani April 16, 2020

Dasani Water

Pure shit

Dasani water is shit

by Nut funny man January 31, 2023

Dasani

A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive. Shes a down to earth person who is an observant. She loves to make everyone feel comfortable. If u ever need someone to talk to without judgment Dasani will be there. If u have a Dasani keep them close because she’s hard to come around.

Dasani is like the water

by bbddd November 20, 2023

Dasani

The act of having an erection while urging to urinate

John was flying through traffic, trying to find the nearest gas station, because the Dasani in his trousers wasn't going to hold much longer

by MinivanMafiaMan January 24, 2021