by KevinWoods October 18, 2016
Get the Dasani Dickmug. by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020
Get the Dasani Dickmug. Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
by Luingi April 16, 2021
Get the Dasani Watermug. by Fresh Dasani April 15, 2020
Get the Fresh Dasanimug. The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Dasani Schememug. John was flying through traffic, trying to find the nearest gas station, because the Dasani in his trousers wasn't going to hold much longer
by MinivanMafiaMan January 23, 2021
Get the Dasanimug. 