Dadsplaining

When a father answers his child's question, no matter how simple, with undesired and tangentially relevant information and life advise.

I asked my dad where the spare tire was and he must have gone on for half an hour dadsplaining how to change it. I'll be damned if that information didn't come in handy a couple months later.

by EmptySea September 2, 2017

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.

by TwoDays October 11, 2003

Dads toys

A dads prised toys being strap on dildos or blowup dolls. A dad will never show anyone these toys apart from is friend downstairs!

Dads toys are kept as a secret among us

by The kids diss me like what October 15, 2018

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

dafgs

Do a fucking google search

Luke: Where is Ysabel restaurant?
Yoda: DAFGS

by mkayyash October 22, 2015

Brain Dawgs

An unknown disease that can cause side effects such as: diabetes, back problems, nausea, loss of sight, etc.

Guy on roof: "I got them diabetes in meh. I got 'dem brain dawgs!!"

by Whatsamahoozit February 10, 2010

dadgumit

Possible Euphemism for "God damn it".

"Dadgumit! I told you not to do that!"

by D'Ann April 1, 2008