Business Dreads

A form of dreads worn in a tight pony tail | Allowable in work environment

I'm glad he has business dreads now, I wasn't able to respect him before.

No Jamal! You can't work here unless you put that hair back into a business dread.

by Mr. Cheves January 14, 2010

axl rose with dreads

not nearly as cool as regular old axl rose. has an obvious and scary face lift. even more of a jerk than normal axl rose

"Those where some ugly ass dreads axl rose had...i mean...dizamn!"

by Fireconverse July 2, 2006

coffee dreads

a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious

Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.

by violentviolet October 10, 2013

Puke Dreads

Visualize someone leaning foreward, puking from drinking, not bothering to stop the vomit from soaking the ends of their hair - giving them puke dreads. Thus, to say you had puke dreads or wore your puke dreads means you were piss ass drunk.

Last night I had my puke dreads.

by Anya Kiran October 14, 2007

waka dreads

the dreads that remind of the hypest rapper in bricksquad. Their probally the only dreads that are considered respectable and clean and resemable palm trees.

Dumb Bitch - Damn he done got some dirty ass dreads

Me - Watch your mouth bitch he done got some waka dreads;

by 1017bricksquad? January 7, 2010

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005

sex dreads

Extremely matted hair that results from wild sex.

I went through an entire bottle of conditioner getting out the sex dreads that Gustav gave me.

by tracey <3s peter March 11, 2011