downstairs happy

To have an erection.

Some women make me downstairs happy.

by madphysicsman May 13, 2004

Downstairs Attic

A place where people keep weapons

My flamethrower is in my downstairs attic.

by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

The Elf Downstairs

A term for when a roommate refuses to go to bed and instead stays up all night complaining about homework. The observing roommate typically resides in a lofted bed.

Roommate 1: Rehhh, I hate physics!
Roommate 2: Dude, I'm trying to get some sleep. Quit being the elf downstairs.

by Jillian Klein January 30, 2009

Dinner downstairs

Performing Oral sex on a woman

I didn't screw her, but i did get some dinner downstairs

by Bob January 18, 2004

downstairs insidies

fingering a girls vagina (downstairs) inside her pants (insidies)

Boy: How about some downstairs insidies?

Girl: I'd love to.

*Girl unzips pants*

by dailydoseofwords August 6, 2010

Downstairs Beard

A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.

Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009