17 Dollars

Now That's Gangsta

"17 dollars be gangsta brah" - black kid

by JoshDyo February 10, 2009

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

Larry Dollars

Imaginary currency that can be used for gambling but never has to be paid up. It can be used infinitely.

I'll bet you 500 Larry Dollars there's an underground tunnel between those houses.

by DieselDriver December 12, 2015

a small loan of a million dollars

A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.

It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$

by Legost March 29, 2016

dollarstore_rantaro

An amazing and super swag creator on TikTok who deserves all the likes in this world.

Example:”Hey have you heard of Dollarstore_Rantaro?””Oh I know them!

by Non_lo_so June 27, 2021

slut dollars

Sexual favors given in exchange for products or services in lieu of actual currency.

Skank: Hey, Rick. I really need a ride to the airport.

Rick: I'm low on gas money. Can you contribute to the fund?

Skank: Umm, no, but I can pay you in slut dollars.

Rick: Sold!

by Friends With a Ho November 12, 2014

5 dollars

5 dollars is a bill that has a number 5 on it. 5 dollars is also the most iconic bill in the whole world cuz of how much stuff costs, and with 5 dollars you can buy nearly everything that is cheap. For instance, a bag of chips or a pizza

I was walking down the street and I saw 5 dollars on the floor. It was the luckiest day of my life, and I spent the 5 dollars on a cheeseburger

by Hitler the great July 14, 2020