doily

adverb. Describes a foppish man's walk.

"He walked doily down the street."

by Braum Fliscas February 19, 2005

doilum

yorkshire word for fool, idiot, spanner, wazzock, nobhead,clumsy oaf

you spilt my pint, you big doilum!

by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005

texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008

Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

by Damandan October 29, 2010

doilam, doilum

A fool, an imbecile, an idiot, a cretin. Derived from geordies who live in the northern eastern part of england.

"Fuck off you doilum/doilam"

by Professior Andrew Pearson, Gateshead University, UK January 6, 2005

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.

"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"

by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019