DnS

(adj, v.) Drunk n Stoned. A discreet acronym to describe a state of mind, or act thereof, of getting shitfaced on alcohol and stoned as balls on weed.
"Torrey can't come to the phone right now, he's DnS."
by Sunset Court April 11, 2014
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DNS

Domain Name Service. Usually a server that runs on port 53 to convert IP names to English words.
64.233.161.99, the class B IP resolves to www.google.com.us. (Note: all domain names end with their country code. ".US" (dot US) is the default domain name for unspecified countries.
by Bob G Midi June 03, 2004
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no seriously thats what it means
Person 1: hey do you support dn

Person 2: whats dn

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DNS

Do not schedule. Way of saying 'No meetings'.

Term used to block out time on calendar, usually uninterrupted. Can be used for personal work or urgent deadline-based work.
Hey John, sorry but I'm on DNS from 10am-4pm. Let's schedule the Wednesday meeting for Thursday!
by shutter-shades April 13, 2017
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DNS

Do Not Shag. A an obscure yet fundamental branch of man law usually enforced by friends and other people that have your back.

There are 2 levels of DNS:

Catagory 1: The most common application. Do not sleep with the aforementioned unless drunk and intoxicated, which gives you a ready-made excuse if your friends call you out.

Catagory 2: Indefinite. Any kind of sexual encounter with this person is heavily frowned upon, and is likely to result in ridicule. Designed to stop you from sleeping with a heffer or duff when you're lashed and feeling horny. A person may also be a catagory 2 if sleeping with him/her would cause waay to many problems/trouble, e.g. your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
Tom: "I heard becky is coming to the party tonight."

Josh: "As long as you're careful bro, she's a cat. 1 DNS. She only looks good after half a bottle of vod".

Tom: "Don't worry about me dude, i've got this!"

Josh: "Haha, it's all you man."
by Lord Derpington of DerpMoar August 08, 2010
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A guy: "Your dn is weird"
Guy 2:"You're weird."
by chyeah man January 15, 2011
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DN's

The acronym for Dank Nuggets, however, used more as a word meaning "good," "cool," or "sweet"

1a. Also, it can be modified with new different words, but convey the same meaning. (i.e. DSL=Dank Sausage Links)
Those mashed potatoes your mom made last night were DN's... I was high though, so it was all good.

1a. Did you see that girl's ass? It was straight up DSL!
by Chodermeier October 16, 2007
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