Dirty Dan

When a male takes a shit in a bag then stuffs it into the partners hat that he or she must where while having sexual intercourse

Hey foxy grandpa, can i put mah dirty dan in yo hatsicle

by webster thats me January 08, 2012

Dirty dan

A variant on the Johnny Holmes crossover. While nailing a chick from behind, instead of grabbing the chicks arse, the guy grabs his elbows and raises his arms above his head. He then does the look away to the nonexistent camera in the corner of the room.

The dirty dan move is so cool. They should do a movie about it

by Surfguy September 14, 2020

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 05, 2020

Dirty Dan

An action or thing that would be considered to be very slick or grimy.

"He took her out for dinner and didn't even pay"

"Damn, he did the Dirty Dan"

by Henry Dubois The Fourth January 31, 2018

Dirty Dan

During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.

Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?

Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.

by Sly cooter December 30, 2014

Dirty Dan

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.

"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"

"You should call that a Dirty Dan."

by HockeyNJ May 04, 2010

Dirty Dan

Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.

I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.

by Igotallofit December 30, 2008