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Dickeyphilia

The practice of cumming in a bucket while getting your asshole licked and balls tickled and fantasizing about Austin Dickey within binocular distance of his home. And when your done you leave the bucket on his doorstep with a stalkers note that wishes him a Happy Metal Birthday and that he sucks at Yu-Gi-Oh.
There's the guy who does that Dickeyphilia Shit... He's fucked up.
by TWIZTIDSOUL86 March 25, 2019
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dickless wonder

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.
"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.
by Yanni DC July 9, 2006
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strickly dickly

1. A woman's figure of speech when it's based on her sexuality, which is heterosexual or straight.

2. A man's figure of speech when it's based on his sexuality, which is homosexual.
Woman#1: You like women.

Woman#2: Hell naw! I'm strickly dickly.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 19, 2006
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dicklefritz

A scrumptious satanic snack of roasted cock
Katan is getting hungry for some more dicklefritz .
by LOWKEY LEGENDS November 29, 2015
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dicklet

1: an unusually small penis
2: the natural phallus of a female-to-male transexual, as enlarged to the proportions of a small penis by hormones and possibly metaoidioplasty (but not phalloplasty)
Wow, what a cute little dicklet! Are you sure he was born a male?
by O-So-Wise August 1, 2003
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frickle dickle

When you don't want to swear in front of A child or you are just a very confused person
" your such a frickle dickle"

*someone says something that you don't understand* "WHAT THE FRICKLE DICKLE
by Rebecca frickle dickle December 7, 2015
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dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
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