dicked 

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants

Kyler just dicked his pants!

dicked by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015

Dicked 

When an individual is receives surprise dick up the butt.

Guy 1: "hey, how was the party last night?"
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."

Dicked by Garyikea September 17, 2017

dicked 

A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.

If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.

A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.

dicked by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005

dicked 

When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.

Awe David got dicked by Myron so bad jus nah! Yea thats cuz david is short.

dicked by JDM 92 April 29, 2006

Dicked 

The act of a female performing fellatio to a male on one knee until ejaculation occurs, this happens when the male present his penis when the female is totally unsuspecting.

Adam asked Sally to pick up a card off the floor when she stood up Adam had his penis in his hand and had "dicked" her.

Dicked by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

Dicked 

Means something is COMPLETELY screwed up

"man this road is full of potholes, its just dicked!"

"oh buddy, they burned my food, its dicked"

Dicked by Silverbullitt September 4, 2015

dicked 

To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.

girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."

dicked by humblebeee December 17, 2013