TYPE 1 diabetes

A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.

I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people

by Ligament October 22, 2017

diablo view middle school

The most cursed and most terrible school to ever exist. Also the bathrooms are filled with people vaping

Wow you went to diablo view middle school? How’d you survive

by lol rawr XD June 15, 2018

diabetits

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.

"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"

by just your average ginger March 5, 2013

La Diablita

A cute little Devil-like girl who does not give a shit of what people think and is super crazy and is not afraid to fight anybody! She can also be a sex Goddess and loves having attention. Has the ability to posses people into being like her. Has a strong attraction. Does not give a fuck.

Wow I can't stop thinkin about La Diablita.

by Secret Agent Bitch May 25, 2011

cunto diablo

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

type one diabetic

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.

Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass

by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

diablo 2

A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.

someone: Whats up man?
you: I'm on the patch.
someone: To quit smoking?
you: No. I play Diablo 2.
someone: Oh, so you're quitting?
you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10

by Tam Datson March 7, 2003