diabetes 

To pass away whilst flirting with small stinging insects

"Don't make eyes at that bee. You wouldn't want to diabetes."

diabetes by KeithMyArthe December 10, 2008

Diabetes 

diabetes is a disease that makes you cuss incesently and makes you extremely irritable(especially when you have doctors that dont know what they're doing and numbers more off the wall than a baby who drinks coffee.)

Ive had diabetes for 12 years, and i have a heck of a time telling people what it is!

Diabetes by Afton February 8, 2005

Diabetes 

Type one is when your body produces little or no insulin, mostly in juvenile patients but can be diagnosed at any age. You usually either have to take shots daily or you have an insulin pump. Most people (of both types) test regularly(at least 4 times a day)

type two is when someone is(generally) overweight, and cannot produce enough insulin to reach all places of the body. they usually have to have pills to help.

Well, I have type 1 and i hate life. If you get diabetes...good luck living a normal life!

Diabetes by Harumi Miyake January 18, 2009

Diabetes 

If you have type one diabetes your beautiful and god was sooooo jealous he took your pancreas

Another reason:your pancreas just could stand your beauty

Hooman:wow your beautiful

You:I have type one diabetes
Hooman:I wish I did😭😟

Diabetes by I'm not weird November 28, 2019

diabetes 

type 1: an autoimmune disorder where your pancreas does not produce insulin. IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MUCH SUGAR AND DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANT EAT SUGAR.
type 2: happens either genetically or because of eating habits. your pancreas is somewhat resistant to insulin. unlike type 1, type 2 diabetes can sometimes go away if taken well enough care. you also have to watch what you eat with type 2 diabetes.

me:“i was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.”
dumbass:“oh shit man, so you can’t eat sugar?”
me:“no, dumbass. that’s not how it works.”

diabetes by lordfarquad June 3, 2018

Diabetes 

One of the best diseases out there! Cause when you become diabetic you get a indestructible pancreas that everyone is jealous of mann!
+Plus you get to freak people out, make them think your on heroin, when they ask "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
+And...if class gets super boring..you can scare the teacher by saying "IM REALLY LOW I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW TO GET JUICE BEFORE I PASS OUT" and then go to the soda machine fore 20 mins and get some food while everyone else sits in class.
Or if you forgot to study for a test..you can leave for that reason too. :
+D4L DIABETES IS INSANELY AWESOME!!!!

teacher:"its time to take a test"
kidd with diabetes:"IM LOW! BYE!"
*diabetic exits without fuss with teacher in 5 second FLAT*

Diabetes by Diana Dz May 21, 2008

diabetes 

An excuse for everything.

1) Teacher: "Why were you late Jimmy?
Jimmy: "My blood sugar was low!"
Teacher: "Ok."

2) Teacher: "Jimmy, you know, that you're only permitted one dessert!"
Jimmy: "Oh my blood sugar is low."
Teacher: "Oh OK then have a third one too!"

3) Principal: "Why did you go home after the second period, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "My blood sugar was high!"
Principal: "Oh. Just forget, that you were even here!"

Diabetes. (It would not let me post the example without writing it)

diabetes by DaDiabetic June 27, 2011