Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

Delusional

An individual who is given evidence or proof of an event or some doing. And still refusing to believe.

Gary is Delusional. He thinks what he thinks is right, yet he still lies, steals and cheats.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015

Delusionality

Delusional + Reality = Delusionality

When someone goes as far as confusing their own personal delusions with reality.

plural form: Delusionalities

When she told me that she swore she seen a glowing-pink horse with giant wings flying around town, I knew she was a victim of her own delusionality.

by Buck,, Neeley July 13, 2012

delusional

delusional is when my friends hollering “ my man” about somebodies who is rlly not they man or saying “ he love meee” when they know that’s a damn lie , but imma stick beside my girls while they try to “ my man my man my man” they way back into they man life .

friend- i miss my man

me- what man , girl you delusional as hell .

by therealestthings June 19, 2023

delusional bitch

A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck

Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch

by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016

delusional franka

Someone who has "Delusional Franka" means that he thinks everything negative about his life is because of "Mr.A". Than he goes in to the phase of ignoring everyone in his life, And will think Mr.A ruined his life. But Mr.A is everywhere.

Mike his PC was lagging and he thinks that Mr.A did it so he has Delusional Franka.

by Mr Aland May 25, 2021

delusional hype man

a man who hates everything and is ugly

your such a delusional hype man.

by kingstonstone November 20, 2022