Death grip

A non-medical condition, where a male who excessively masturbates develops callouses on his penis. The penis callouses begin to numb the penis head and causes the penis to become less sensitive to touch via genitals, mouth or hand.

The only known cure of this condition is to stop masturbating as often, to let the callouses face away on the penis.

Fred: Jeff enjoys whacking it too much, that sally can not even get him to cum anymore.

Alex: He's developed DEATH GRIP

by Raphisonfire February 28, 2011

Death Grip

Jerking off too much to the point that you can only cum from jerking off and nothing else

Person 1: "Dude, I heard bohdan has a death grip
Person 2: "That's sad, dude"

by sooperdood12 March 25, 2019

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off.

The best cure for Death Grip Syndrome is a Fleshlight!

by The Jizz Wiz March 13, 2010

Titty Nip Death Grip

The name of the ultimate purple nurple. Symptoms of a Titty Nip Death Grip includes: Bleeding, bruising, lactation, burning, itching, stinging, vomiting, and watering eyes.

Steve: Hey man, did you see Dave yesterday?
Joe: Yeah, It looks like he got a good Titty Nip Death Grip.
Steve: Ha, he was crying for hours!

by Drfuzzybawlz December 27, 2010

death grip

refers to an extremely tight or strong hold one has on a particular object

jeeZ! you've got a death grip on that bag of potato chips. CALM DOWN, and save some for the rest of us!

by *JESS* April 13, 2005

Death Grip

If while holding an iPhone 4, you cover up the black strip on the edge causing your signal strength to suddenly plummet.

Steve: Whoa did we just enter a tunnel or something? I have no signal
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones

by JJHOUSEE July 7, 2010

Death grip

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.

Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”

by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018