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dualing centurion

A female weighing at least 200 pounds.
by Back Porch Boys April 1, 2008
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dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
by blaatzDB July 10, 2009
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drunk dialing

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.
Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.
by smart_drinker December 15, 2008
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dialing the operator

slang for female masturbation. older rotary phones had "0" on the bottom. to dial the operator repeatedly, one would run their index finger up and down in a slight arc.
"obviously a lot of calls going to ma bell today, as missy claimed she had been dialing the operator for over an hour without getting through. curiously, she seemed happy though that it took so much time."
by bigpaul November 24, 2007
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Dialing Time

The short period of time between the last digit dialed on a telephone and the call being answered during which a short task or quick verbal exchange can take place.
My friend often asks me a question when dialing to which my answer is cut off when the call is answered as I only got her "dialing time".
by Yorick Phoenix March 9, 2009
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Dualing Pianos

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.
Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dualing Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.
by SandyBerg February 19, 2020
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Dialing in Tokyo

When you play with both nipples while having sex. Using the nipples as if they were radio knobs and you were in the Pacific War in the 1940s.
If I had the chance I would be dialing in Tokyo on those big ass tits.
by Bob fugget March 18, 2022
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