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Hopefully New Yorkers tell the wildfire to go fuck itself with the out with the old, in with the new order shit should the wildfire ever try to tell them Coney Island needs a new replacement roller coaster for their aging roller coaster, the way people in North/South Carolina allowed Thunder Road to get hit with a wrecking ball. Thunder Road wasn't junk to everybody, and not everybody wanted it to disappear.
The wildfire wanted to rip the Cyclone apart with wind shear while it burned down, but New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to keep trying to fuck with it hopefully. Dark days are ahead if ever they accept that kind of thing.
Cyclone by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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A whirlwind that intensifies into a storm.
It was just a dream that people would have to wake up from that a cyclone would blow away what was left of the wildfire of the coronavirus pestilence.
cyclone by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022
1) That coworker who is totally checked out and counting their days (not quickly enough) to their inevitable lonely retirement and death, poor and alone

2) the aftermath of a particularly messy colleague who doesn’t clean up after themselves
1) “They call him ‘Cyclone Nick’ as he is a slow moving depression

2) “Jesus what happened in here?”
“Cyclone Nick has been through”
Cyclone by nancypantsy August 30, 2025

Cyclone girl 

A being of unknown origin with an extremely similar anatomy as to of a human. They are literally a walking example of hate, death, and annoyance. If you in counter a cyclone girl stay still and they won’t see you( like a dinosaur) or run like hell in the other direction. You can tell a cyclone girl apart from a human a number of ways. For example if they are on the cyclone soft ball team, or super annoying, and have a high pitched annoying voice.
Josh: hey is that a mosquito

Molly: no it’s a cyclone girl
Cyclone girl by Anticycloner November 13, 2019

Cyclone SteveO 

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone SteveO hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed three cans of baked beans, destroyed a can opener and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
Cyclone SteveO by DanVito December 12, 2006

Cyclone Party 

A tradition of the North to hold a get-together before or during a hurricane in which large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This is because there will most likely be nothing else to do during the hurricane, due to the lack of electricity.
Cyclone Party by RodgerofAustralia February 19, 2011

Cyclone Bear

A species of bear that has control over small cyclones. They live all across the middle east, especially India where some huge cyclone bears have been spotted.
"Huge Cyclone Bears?! ... oh wait no that news story is about a large cyclone that is about to hit India."