Cutty Slap

When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.

Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.

by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010

Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010

Crusty stomach

When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach

I woke up this morning with a crusty stomach, i couldnt be bothered cleaning up last noght

by Axel DT April 12, 2019

Crusty Skunk Mung

Dried up mung from a skunk.

Man, he looks like a pile of crusty skunk mung.

by WaFul November 8, 2006

crusty surprise

The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the crusty pillow surprise, although there's no reason why a pillow couldn't have a crusty surprise.

Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!

by Richard J December 14, 2008

cutty star

cut-ty. star.

When something is cute/hot/pretty/nice/funny/sex etc. pretty much anything positive. Originates from a cute person who is a star. also use cut, or cutty.

Kristen: Yo johnny is quite the sex.
Chelsea: Yes he is soooo cutty star.

Kristen: What a cut boy..:D
Chelsea: your braclet is sooo cutty star
Kristen: Thanks, i got it in sale.:P

Kristen: YO ...YOUR MOMS SOO FREAKING CUTTY STAR
Chelsea: Shut the fuck up man.

Kristen: That was cutty star
chelsea: THATS WHAT YOUR MOMMA SAID LAST NIGHT!

Chelsea: Annnnd thennnn he gave meee fllowersss
Kristen: AWWWWWWWWWW thats sooo cuttty.

by kristen chelsea June 29, 2006

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017