mega cumlord

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.

Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord August 24, 2020

caplord

-Someone who’s a cap
-A person whom continuously lies for their own benefit
-Selfish

Always “Fronting”/ “Putting up a front”

Sam: Ester’s a Caplord man
Caro: She’s a Feen

by Raniya F. November 25, 2019

Caplord

Anyone who lies so badly. Especially those with the name Bruce, jonny, wesley, Noah Mann, and faggio. People who say they will do something but never do.

Typically big time liars.
There also 95% homosexual

Me:Hey are you hopping on fort?
Bruce: yea I am right now.
Me: bet

5 hours later***
Me: Bruh Bruce your such a caplord fuck you.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 25, 2021

CumLord

C U M
C U M

My girls a cumlord

by Deviljho February 28, 2022

cumlord

A sigma male who can cum 3 times within 5 minutes

Hey did you hear about that cumlord cumming in the girls locker room?

by Synicall May 7, 2022

cumlord3000

Cumlord3000 is referred to a fat girl named lesly.

“did you see cumlord3000 today? That fat ting.”

by enviousgirll October 6, 2022

cumlord3000

Cumlord3000 is a fat ting named lesly. (ly lesly)

“did you see cumlord3000s makeup today?”
“I saw her yeah, but I couldn’t see her face behind all those rolls!”

by enviousgirll October 6, 2022