Definitions by Eavangelionunit1

Caplord 

Anyone who lies so badly. Especially those with the name Bruce, jonny, wesley, Noah Mann, and faggio. People who say they will do something but never do.

Typically big time liars.
There also 95% homosexual

Me:Hey are you hopping on fort?
Bruce: yea I am right now.
Me: bet

5 hours later***
Me: Bruh Bruce your such a caplord fuck you.

Caplord by Eavangelionunit1 December 25, 2021

Anal jew 

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax

Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.

Anal jew by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021