cuntstard

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Cuntstriction

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina

Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntstar

a female who is a bitch, yet very hot.

Man, that cheerleader needs to chill. What a fuckin' cuntstar.

by B-Tyte March 14, 2005

cuntsore

a person/place/thing one finds utterly detestable

that loud-mouthed cuntsore at the bar fucked my soulmate.

by finishmeoff October 16, 2006

cuntstard

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

Cuntsomer

A cunt of customer

He was such a cuntsomer!!!!

by Lofu February 22, 2011

cuntstomer

A customer so vile and unpleasant that every attempt to help them with their particular problem only results in frustration and anger. At times it feels as though one is talking with a solid wall of stupid while attempting to help this type of person.

That cuntstomer didn't understand that without a receipt there was very little we could do for them.

by JJJHSwalker October 24, 2010