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Cuntskeeto

A female who is a cunt without question, but goes a step beyond mere cunthood by simultaneously being as annoying as a mosquito - typically by complaining about pretty much everything. A cuntskeeto's inane whining may even come to resemble the mosquito's high-pitched buzz, hence the term.

A cuntskeeto further resembles a mosquito in that she always seems to hover around you and your friends despite your best efforts to shoo her away, she yearns to mate with all males in the immediate vicinity (no matter the time, location, or context), and she tends to drain the lifeblood from any social gathering.
"No offense, dude, but your ex-girlfriend is a cuntskeeto."

"I know, man. It was such bad luck running into her last night. I'm really sorry she ruined our good time. But as soon as she finds anyone having fun without her, she latches on and sucks out as much enjoyment as she can until she's bloated with our stolen happiness."

"Or until she has something else to suck?"

"That's gross, man. She has syphilis."
by OmicronPersei8 July 13, 2010
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cuntseled

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.
Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...
by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017
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Cuntservative

Sara Palin is such a cuntservative and I wish she would shut up!
by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009
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cuntshunt

To prevent a woman's amorous advances towards another, usually a friend.

The female-specific form of cockblocking.
Courtney was unable to hook up with Steve, thanks to Roger completely cuntshunting her all night.
by Raythe666 August 18, 2009
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cuntishery

This is when someone or something is being cunitsh
You lost your dog, Damn that's cuntishery
by Obama self October 20, 2017
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cuntshit

A picture that is spit out when you input a prompt on some website.
*Person 1 goes on some ai website to generate a picture*
Person 1: "Look at this art I made."
Person 2: "This isn't art, its simply just cuntshit!"
Person 1: "Aww man :("
by daddymadememaddy April 11, 2023
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Cuntshit

When things in life dont go the way you want them to, specifically when done to you by a third party or institution.
Have you seen the amount of work that my boss has given me, he knew i was going out tonight now I'm gonna have to work late.
The reply to this would be.. Thats fucking cuntshit mate.
by Duvetdancer May 17, 2006
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