cuntploring

When one wonders what is in the female vagina, he inserts a flashlight into the vagina and studies the anatomy of it

"Hold still honey, almost done cuntploring"

by bnakk May 30, 2006

cumpilot

Semen with a supernatural ability to control its own trajectory

The gurgling noises coming from Janie confirmed the presence of a top cumpilot

by ThreeBeatSlide May 9, 2014

cuntplete

Someone who goes out of their way to be a complete cunt.

Toby really ruined my day by being a cuntplete and ruining my high.

by Seanqub3 April 15, 2017

cuntalot

A shelbie or shelby

Cuntalot

Murshhhh

by Csnop February 6, 2018

Cuntriloquism

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.

Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...

by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntalotome

When any person is being a cunt albeit one that is the size of the person. (imagine someone who has cuntalotome and your talking to a giant vagina. That's cuntalotome.)

When she's being a cunt she has cuntalotome because it's like talking to a giant vagina.

by Duke Swabia August 26, 2022

cuntpot

In this insult, the word cunt is merely an alternation in spelling for the word can't, making it a derogatory term for snooker players who just haven't got the hang of it yet.

"That's an easy situation down there barry, the red is lined up expertly, a mistake made by the previous player."

"That's right steve, johnothan is about to take the shot and ohhh!"

"What a fucking cuntpot!"

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008