Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006
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Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days
Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days
I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower
by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016
Get the Curmuffin mug.n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).
see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
by MasterSheep August 30, 2005
Get the cunt muffin mug.A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.
Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.
by windu March 22, 2009
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It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
by valereally January 21, 2008
Get the Cunt Muffin mug.When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
by LeJon August 3, 2009
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