cuntmould

The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.

I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.

by Lord Football February 26, 2005

Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

by Newman336 July 29, 2013

Cuntcop

a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour

Sam likes being a cuntcop

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

cuntmuppet

An obnoxious and totally undisciplined child.

"This woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. I have no idea why she had the little cuntmuppet if she's just going to ignore it all the time."

by Arcane Rose February 27, 2008

cuntmouth

A person, not necessarily a woman, that incessantly makes comments designed to gratuitously belittle or irritate someone.

Valerie is such a cuntmouth, she just makes her own life even more miserable by talking everyone else down.

by FritzRoy January 5, 2009

cuntmuncher

1. An insult for an annoying person
2. One who frequently eats female genitalia.

1. Brian Walsh is such a cuntmuncher.
2. Wow, you eat a lot of pussy, you are one badass cuntmuncher

by Paul Farnan August 31, 2003