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Cuntwagon

1. A vehicle owned or driven by a Cunt; See Cunt
Therefore a Cunt's usual form of transportation.

2. A moving vehicle filled with cunts.

3. A car full of cunts; see Cunt

4. A small pretentious Hybrid vehicle; Usually decorated with unbelievably contradicting and or socially associating bumper stickers, which are usually added to the Cuntwagon purposely to affirm ones cuntiness.
Hey look at that fucking cuntwagon, filled those bitches that think they are hot shit.
by FrankieA May 29, 2010
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cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.
Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon
by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014
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Cundragon

A mix between a cunt and a dragon, usually in reference to a woman. She is both distasteful in manner and appearance, and being around her for any period of time is horrifically unpleasant.
Question: "Ergh... has (name) inflicted herself on you yet tonight, or have you managed to avoid it?

Response: "Having to see that cundragon would ruin my life mate... so glad I haven't run into her yet. What a troll.
by L1987 March 25, 2009
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fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011
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Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.
1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.
by Garrett February 14, 2006
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cumdragon

1) a wordPNRZ/word that shoots out wordcrispy cream/word.

2) a dragon that, instead of breathing fire, breathes cum.

3) a wordPNRZ/word that breathes fire.
"Wait... this semen is fried! You have a fucking cumdragon, you asshat!"

"I will slay the cumdragon whilst wearing my semen-proof armour."

"What the fuck dude, my VGNRZ will be sore because of your fucking cumdragon!"
by AJ 187 August 6, 2003
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cum sucking cunt dragon

the most fiendish thing in the universe , a complete douche bag, also when you ejaculate in the air cause it to land everywhere, raining cum......you get the idea
Derek-"Matt,you are a such a cum sucking cunt dragon.
"Matt-"Whatever man."
by Derek, Mitchell, and Matt June 12, 2008
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