cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).

Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

Cuntzagger

The act of taking the edge of your palm across a clitoris multiple time in opposing motions. Usually done during cunninglingus as a means to get a breather or assess what the hell you just got into. Usually done while highly intoxicated.

Jason 87 is a cuntzagger because when he got down there she wouldn't let him back up, so he got bored and just zagged the cunt.

by El Capitan Garfield April 27, 2011

Cunt Digger

An individual who aggressively and excessively inserts his/her digits into any number of vaginas.

If that cunt digger doesn't slow down he will have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by the time he is 26.

It really is not sanitary for a cunt digger like him to be emptying the dishwasher.

by xxstalkingxxyouxxonxxmyspacexx January 6, 2011

Cuntbagger

1)Meaning a guy who has his girlfriend whenever he wants.

2) A derogatory term meaning your bitch's pussy is so ugly that it needs a bag over it.

1)Aww you fucking cuntbagger, how come you can tap that whenever you want.

2)Kevin's girlfriend is a cuntbagger.

by Iosephos November 9, 2008

Cuntxaggeration

When feminists exaggerate a normal, everyday situation to twist it into a "form of sexism and misogyny against women" and give it a demeaning, misandrist name, such as 'mansplaining' or 'manspreading', thus ironically revealing their own sexism.

BATMAN: "So we were fighting Darkseid when suddenly he aimed his Omega Beams towards Diana. I immediately shouted, "Watch out for the Omega Beams, Diana!!" when she got mad and accused me of Mansplaining her job as a superheroine to her. We argued for, like, 15 minutes while simultaneously trying to avoid the Omega Beams!!"

NIGHTWING: "Jesus, Bats! That's crazy! Since when did Wonder Woman become THAT cranky?"

BATMAN: "I don't know. I even told her that she routinely chastises me for not killing the Joker and because of that, I'm responsible for the deaths of dozens and dozens of innocents. "A REAL warrior would slay such a dangerous enemy if it came to it!!" she says! I even told her that that was an example of her Cuntsplaining my job as a superhero to me!"

NIGHTWING: "OWWWW!!! BURRNNN!!! That must have put her in her place!!"

BATMAN: "No it didn't!! She got even more angry and said there was NO such thing as 'cuntsplaining'. She said that only men are guilty of such patronizingly demeaning acts. "All over the world, men of all ages are talking down to women and 'mansplaining' to them, which is what is destroying the world!!" she says!! And all this while, Darkseid and his Parademons are turning Earth into a second Apokolips."

NIGHTWING: "Woah now that bitch is just Cuntxaggerating the whole situation!!"

BATMAN: "Yep. Them bitches come up with all sorts of ridiculous cuntxaggerations!!"

by Beef_Pot February 12, 2018

Cuntfingeration

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation

I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Cuntmugger

When you take your stuff back from a toxic ex without there knowing.

I did a good ol cuntmugger last night

by Koled outside September 12, 2021