Cuntsicle

A cynical person with a cunt that smells like grandma's ankles

"She's a fucking cuntsicle"
"Yeah but she's got a nice onion"

by Silly Spoon March 8, 2018

cuntcicle

when the girl who you are fucking has a vagina that is so tight that after you got in you get it stuck resembling a stick frozen in a popsicle

she gave me a cuntcicle

by mountaindewher May 30, 2010

CuntSicle

A frozen bitch

Simon is being a cuntsicle

by Redblade every August 7, 2017

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

Cunticle

When you finger a girl up a really big mountain in your tent and she squirts and it freezes.

"It's fucking freezing in this tent, there's ice dropping from the roof from our breath."

"I don't care, I'm almost there."

"Fuck yeah, you squirted! Whoa, what the fuck is that? A cunticle?"

by Mindless FuckNut September 21, 2016

cuntsicle

A bird who is cold as ice.

That chick i cracked onto last night barred me so hard...what a cuntsicle

by farthead September 8, 2003

Cuntscicle

A cuntscicle is a person who makes an implication that they are homo AS WELL AS a chick.

Frankie: Hey Scott! what do you think of that new restaurant on central? You went there last night right?

Scott: Yah, it was to die for!!

- Scott is being a cuntscicle by acting like a homo while using chick language.

by Hand_banana May 4, 2009