cuntchowder

Raging yeast infection, occasionally in conjunction with bacterial vaginosis where you have this white discharge similar to yeast, and with the medicine to cure it, a lotion-looking cream, going down on your girl is much like finding chowder in her cunt...hense cuntchowder

Will: "Me and that girl from the party when up stairs and I woulda gone down on her but she had some nasty infection!"

Dave: "Oh sick! Josie said she was making cuntchowder!"

by madbuttrue September 15, 2010

Crocodile Cunthouse

a spiky or scaly vagina

" yo tim this girl i banged last night had a crocodile cunthouse"

by meatbag6958585 October 18, 2011

cunthouse

kind of like a steakhouse, but with live cunts.

"after band practice, we went to the cunthouse for some good ol' fashion rompin'"

by randomdude August 27, 2004

Cuntchocula

When a man serendipitously takes a small poop in a womans vagina, then proceeds to eat it out of the box with a spoon.

I wanted to see if my girlfriend was down for a Cuntchocula, but all the spoons where in the dish washer.

"The best part about a Cuntchocula is the prize is already inside."

- My Girlfriend

by Yahyah May 25, 2014

cuntcheese

1.scum formed around unwashed vagina. female version of dick cheese
2.dirty cunt; slut

1.In summer time, shower before sex is a must if you don't want to be dealing with cunt cheese.
2.She is such a dirty cunt cheese!

by BlueAir September 14, 2004

cumchops

Someone who likes their face being ejaculated apon.

'I wouldn't kiss her on the cheeks when you greet her, she's a propper cumchops mate.'

by Danson Brockworthy June 11, 2007

cuntcrop

a cunt that grows many stds and yeast.

Sal: "What do you think about my girlfriend?"
Angelo: Ewww i hope you're not fucking with that cuntcrop, that cottie can bake bread with all that yeast."

by tealala September 11, 2009