cunt banger

1. One who likes to bang a womans cunt with thier hand or penis to further stimulate the woman
2. One who engages in sexual activites so ferociously he bangs into her cunt
3. A way women pleasure themselves when engaging in girl only activities
4. When the ball sac slaps against a girl's cunt while engaged in anal activity

That girl over there is hugely turned on by any cunt banger.

by YoMomma'sSecretLover July 10, 2006

Cunttankerous

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.

Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.

by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

cuntmonger

A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.

'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.

by Ray-ray December 2, 2002

Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.

1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "

by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014

Cuntmonger

1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes

Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !

by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010

Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.

The cuntmander spewed its juices.

by Anal Anny November 26, 2003

cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.

I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.

by verbiage November 29, 2011