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cuntasaurus 

A woman behaving in a cunt-like manner that has a giant jagged stick up her ass; thus, the stick amplifies her "cunty" behavior due to the soreness it causes (i.e. cunty-sore-ass)

Surprisingly these particular cunts are not as rare as you may think and there is a strong correlation with the amount of typical cunts in one's town, city, community etc.
"WTF that same bitch from yesterday purposely didn't move and proceeded to block the doorway so I couldn't get on the train" "Damn Joe looks like that cuntasaurus struck again!"
cuntasaurus by boredinbos2012 October 31, 2012
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Cuntasaurus Rex 

A very bitchy person, good to use for a laugh, or to make fun of someone, and not get in trouble, because technically, it doesn't exist. Also, a Dinosaur living in your mothers vagina. If it's not pink, he/she (GOD I HOPE ITS A SHE) will eat the human.
Austin Bowes. 'Nuff said.
"GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNTASAURUS REX?!"

"RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW!" "STOP BEING A CUNTASAURUS REX AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"

cuntasaurus 

Tony Abbott, former Prime Monster of Australia
Tony Abbott is a complete cuntasaurus. Naming himself Minister for Women's Affairs - somebody should tell him that BEING a cunt doesn't qualify him to speak for the half of the population that HAS one.
cuntasaurus by Slartibartfast69 November 17, 2016

cuntasarusrex 

a male or female that is such a cunt, that he or she is equivilated to being a size of a T-Rex while acting like a cunt.
That bitch Irene is a cuntasarusrex

Cuntasaurus 

1. A vagina that is loose 2. A variation of a promiscuous woman who's vagina may intimidate you 3. A womans vagina, that you fear will eat you 4. A woman carrying a std or sti (Sexually Transmitted Disease/Infection)
1. Hey tony look at that girl, Cuntasaurus
2. I was fooling around with sarah and man I swear Cuntasaurus
Cuntasaurus by steady chris January 1, 2009

Cuntasaurus Rex 

When a woman is being overly cunt-y. Usually the few days premenstrual.
Woman: "Don't even go there with me"
Other: "Ew, you're being a Cuntasaurus Rex right now".
Cuntasaurus Rex by Ltotheizzay March 8, 2009

cuntasaurus 

A person who is full of menace, growling, snarling, foaming at the mouth, bearing its huge jagged fangs that will rip the heads and limbs from anyone or anything that gets too close.
cuntasaurus by commandobarbie August 12, 2003