Slartibartfast69's definitions

Bill O'Reilly

Legendary Australian leg spin bowler of the 1930s

Bill O'Reilly was hated by Don Bradman, because O'Reilly was Catholic and the Don was a bigot.

by Slartibartfast69 January 18, 2015

Camilla

A woman who looks like a horse.

Sarah Jessica Parker is a real Camilla, Prince Charles should have married her.

by Slartibartfast69 January 13, 2015

bibawylo

Be in bed asleep with your legs open. Commonly used in a text to your s/o.

I'm on my way home. Bibawylo!

by Slartibartfast69 January 13, 2015

cuntasaurus

Tony Abbott, former Prime Monster of Australia

Tony Abbott is a complete cuntasaurus. Naming himself Minister for Women's Affairs - somebody should tell him that BEING a cunt doesn't qualify him to speak for the half of the population that HAS one.

by Slartibartfast69 November 17, 2016