Slartibartfast69's definitions

cuntasaurus

Tony Abbott, former Prime Monster of Australia

Tony Abbott is a complete cuntasaurus. Naming himself Minister for Women's Affairs - somebody should tell him that BEING a cunt doesn't qualify him to speak for the half of the population that HAS one.

by Slartibartfast69 November 17, 2016

Bill O'Reilly

Legendary Australian leg spin bowler of the 1930s

Bill O'Reilly was hated by Don Bradman, because O'Reilly was Catholic and the Don was a bigot.

by Slartibartfast69 January 18, 2015

Camilla

A woman who looks like a horse.

Sarah Jessica Parker is a real Camilla, Prince Charles should have married her.

by Slartibartfast69 January 13, 2015

bibawylo

Be in bed asleep with your legs open. Commonly used in a text to your s/o.

I'm on my way home. Bibawylo!

by Slartibartfast69 January 13, 2015