Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Custard eyes

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk

Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S

by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019

actin a custard

Philly slang. Young buhls who be gettin mad for no reason. Rowdy ass buhls wit some adhd type shii.

Chill on kswap tj, you actin a custard, yung buhl got da ak with jeans on and da hoodie for real

by JamesMilano September 17, 2020

Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.

John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(

by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012

cuntradiction

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

by reapernok March 6, 2009

tubby custard

one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.

"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."

by Juan Ricardo Benitez III November 3, 2008

Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,

anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary

by chipthechap December 12, 2009