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cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.
My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.
by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014
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Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.
John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.
by FrankiePops October 29, 2009
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Cuntertainment

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"
by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011
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Cuntgratulate

Term used to convey deep respect and awe to an individual (male or female) that has gotten all up inside many cunts of various shapes, sizes and smells. Typically qualifies individual as a cunt connoisseur.
Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!
by The Masta Z July 29, 2013
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cuntery

The actions of someone who is being a cunt. Unfair actions towards their friends. And as well as their narcissistic tendencies to never apologize for anything, ever.
"Wow! What a cunt. I can't believe their cuntery."
by -The Awesome Person! March 25, 2022
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cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.
"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"
by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
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cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.
You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.
by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005
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