My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.
by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014
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by FrankiePops October 29, 2009
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TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011
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Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!
by The Masta Z July 29, 2013
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by -The Awesome Person! March 25, 2022
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by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
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by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005
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