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Fucktardian Cunt Waffle 

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle

zebra cunt waffle

an asian woman who is not only a bitch but also kind of a whore
"I used to have a crush on Su Lin but I found out that she gave my best friend head right before she hooked up with me and she just used my feelings for her to get invited to parties"
Friend-"Man, she is such a zebra cunt waffle"
zebra cunt waffle by zebracuntwaffle November 29, 2011

Belgian Cunt Waffle 

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!
Belgian Cunt Waffle by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

Cunt sucking twat waffle 

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.
In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.
Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget