Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle

Someone who is so stupid they need to just give up on life and crawl back into hell and shut the everloving fuck up

Person 1: Cmon man Im telling you Im gonna slime you out sybau
Person 2: Please shut the everloving fuck up you dumbass Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle you snub Indigo don't you pal

by KaiGremory March 26, 2025

Cunt Waffle

A bitch who traps her boyfriend to marry her because she gets pregnant, little does he know, she cheated on him with a married man.

His ex is a cunt waffle

by _notyourmomma_ February 08, 2018

Cunt Waffle

Black_Lithium
Kappa

Oh he is such a cunt waffle.

by The_b3st_m3m3 May 30, 2018

Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!

by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022

Cunt Waffle

Anthoney Loppe

Anthoney is a Cunt Waffle

by hey bro wyd June 24, 2019