cunnis

1. Latin term from which the contemporary, and quite hilarious, word "cunt" is derived
2. The majority of my friends
3. Me
4. Probably you

"Hey Jack, did you see that dude's cunnis?"
"What the fuck are you talking about, you butt rash?"
"Hey, fuck you!"
"Yeah, whatever."

by Gasch Harbl December 16, 2007

cuntusion

Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.

Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?

Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 31, 2017

Cunoushe

A compound word for cunt and doushe. A way to harass the ones you hate or the ones you love:)

Cousin: Hey my boyfriend is acting like such a cunoushe today, I might break up with him

by LITERALHOE May 14, 2017

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012

Cuntus pixilarus

A condition that seems to affect mainly Asian porn starswhere their genitalia takes on a pixilated appearance.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that asian girl's vajayjay?

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She must be suffering from cuntus pixilarus.

Guy 1: At least you can't see the va-jay-jam.

by nma12345 July 13, 2010

cugnus

A word to describe anything/one. This word can be any noun, so long as the implied meaning is not certain.

1: Hey Laurence, you're such a cugnus
2: Thanks man

by cugmaster June 16, 2016

Cuntusumongous

The black hole Steven Hawking warned you about. A female with a beginning and no end.

Richard went home with a cuntusumongous he met at the party, and we haven't seen him since.

by carolina spade October 14, 2018