a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
by pylick November 6, 2004
Get the cum sponge mug.A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.
"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"
"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."
"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."
by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008
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hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!
by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007
Get the cum sponge mug.1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.
2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.
2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.
1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.
by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017
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Get the Cumslinger mug.1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.
by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005
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