cumsicle

when ur jacking off when its cold and it freezes and a girl whacks you off and then sucks on it

She liked that cumsickle

by cummin hard.... January 28, 2004

cumsicle

Resulting from a hooker giving blowjobs on cold and or snowy nights, the resulting look is "cumsicles" on the woman/man's face

Yo, Thomas check out the cumsicles on that one, she must have made BANK tonight

by Bryant K February 12, 2009

cumsicle

Proper name for a raging beast often spotted in Hashing events in Florida, Texas and Qatar. Known to consume large amounts of alcohol, and prone to engage in acts of debauchery.

Did you see what Cumsicle did at last week's Hash?

by [e-mail] December 2, 2003

Carolina cumsicle

the act of ejaculating repeatedly into an ice cube tray and sticking tooth picks in it like a frozen tasty treat and passing it out to the neighborhood kids you hate.

Kids: Mister why is this shit so salty

Old trash baster: cause its a Carolina Cumsicle, bitches

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

cumdrops/ cumsicles

When sperm hardens and forms a crystal like residue in ones hair after their partner ejaculates in their hair the night before.

EX. 1

Spencer: Hey babe what are you doing right now?

Lisa: Taking a shower because I have cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair from last night.

EX. 2

Alec: Last night was s hot especially when I cam.

Britney: Maybe for you it was but you left massive cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair.

by baby bottle popp February 8, 2010

Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.

I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.

by TBuck May 19, 2008

maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007