A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
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Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
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The mispronunciation of Benedict Cumberbatch.
The mispronunciation of Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Brittney: Oh yeah!! What's his name again? Boobysnatch Cumbucket?
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Zoey: Brittney, you whore. Its Benedict Cumberbatch
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-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
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by Jacob Golden January 13, 2008
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2) Any person that by their actions show that they should have cum deposited in them irrespective of sex.
3) Stupid cocksucking irritating asshole faggot fucks, who are a (UK)shower of cunts.
2) Any person that by their actions show that they should have cum deposited in them irrespective of sex.
3) Stupid cocksucking irritating asshole faggot fucks, who are a (UK)shower of cunts.
That stank ass hoe is a fucking cumbucket.
That cumbucket robbed his mom and fucked his sisters boyfriend too!!
Why you gotta be such a cumbucket?
That cumbucket robbed his mom and fucked his sisters boyfriend too!!
Why you gotta be such a cumbucket?
by DonMetalface May 7, 2009
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