Cumpleated

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed felacio on Gino until he was cumpleated.

by urdadsbussy69 March 29, 2022

cumperm

When you go to the barbershop, get a perm, and have your partner blast jizz all over your newly styled hair.

Chase Johnson went out the other day and got a brand new cumperm.

by LongWhiteJohnson January 26, 2014

Cumler

a guy that cum's alot.

yo bri were you watching porn last night and jerking off again?

yeah why?

omg stop beign a cumler

by Rizzler7X February 26, 2006

crumpler

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave September 1, 2009

Cumples

;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.

Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?

by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021

cumbler

When a person swishes semen/cum inside of their mouth, and makes a bubble with their mouth.

Regina doesn't like to swallow, because she is a cumbler.

by TorkMe January 6, 2023

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013