go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

cummings invite

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

ryan cumming

A kid who loves his last name

Ryan cumming

Ryan Cumming

by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

by n0. February 6, 2019

go commit die

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.

roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die

by iiJason124 August 27, 2018

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018