cumfest

where lots of cum (sperm) is involved in a sexual activity

my god me and daniel have a lot of wanks togeter and spunk alot eg cumfest lol

by tim raine July 18, 2008

cumkettel

Someone who is used just for cumming in.

That bitch is just my personal cumkettel.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

Russian Cumette

When multiple men ejaculate into a single condom with a small hole in the end. the condom is then used on a female. Who ever's child is born wins.

Fuck bro lets Russian Cumette that local ganger down at the pub.

by BSSSDGAF September 8, 2013

cumfestival

usually one day of the year (but it can be two separate days)... a day when partners dedicate their energies to making the other partner sexually satisfied... as many times as desired (or possible LOL)
(NOT to be confused with cumbirthdays or cumanniversaries or cummemorative event days)

eg: "yesterday i gave brooke her cumfestival and she could barely walk today, so we are waiting until tomorrow for her to give me my cumfestival."
orgysexfuckcumcomecummingorgasmblowjobbjoralanalintercoursefacialbootybump uglieshorizontal mombodoggiedoggythrow a shotbust a nut

by i tudor dr phil September 5, 2011

Cumfetti

When a male ejaculates on a female’s face, then glitter bombs her face.

She wants me to cumfetti her tonight...
I just cumfettied this girl...
I got cumfettied...

by BuzzyGrunt October 9, 2018

CumFetti

When jizz gets everywhere!

Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!

by HollyWood90027 December 20, 2020

cumfetti

A life threatening medical condition that requires immediate ambulatory service. Also causes genetic birth defects in offspring. 69.4 cases have been reported in the US as of 2023. Primarily affects Caucasian individuals who ingest too many hotdogs.

I'M GONNA SPLOOGE

MICHAEL JACKSON JUST DIED :O

CUMFETTI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024