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Cumfart

What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.
Sup Cumfarts
by DildoD September 21, 2020
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Usfat Cumfart

When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole
Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.
by Mr Hunt 911 December 15, 2021
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Cumfart

After a man passionately claps his receptive male partner’s cheeks without wearing condoms, the receptive male pushes out from his bumhole the cum of the man who fucked him raw and hard. Typically, the cum is mixed with the air that gets pumped into the bottom’s ass as a result the man thrusting his dick violently during the sex. It often ends with a beautiful ASMR sound effect.
Jack: I heard a loud sound that went like “spluuuuuurt!” from Pat’s bathroom last night. What was that?

Rob: Oh, that was Pat releasing a cumfart after I bareback fucked him hard during our hookup last night. I came so much in his ass.
by HornyTop25 January 1, 2025
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Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.
I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....
by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019
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Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.
OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”
by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023
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Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."
*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"
by Comfort69 June 18, 2018
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