Cupboard love

Love that you give in order to get something from someone. Like cats. They love you for what's in your cupboard.

I suspected all along it was just cupboard love, and what she really liked about him was his car.

by ACG February 18, 2007

cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.

I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Flour in the cupboard

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"

Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard

by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008

black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.

Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!

by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

Mud Cupboard

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.

She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

cupboardy

adj. descriptive of something cupboard-like

dude that is sooooo cupboardy

by Jebus Christ March 13, 2004