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Cumberbatch

A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.
I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.
by Jacksun Edwurd October 2, 2013
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cumberbum

That thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.
I was called a cumberbum by OC Supreme--I was like "Oh. Um. What's a cumberbum?" Me and my silly blonde moments!
by Leila M. April 19, 2007
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is a notorious British Actor. Most famous in his works for The Imi.....Yea you get the point...HES ACTUALLY EXTREMLY HOT AND IF YOU DARE TOUCH HIM I'LL CUT YOU, he is also known for being notoriously British
Person 1-Oh my god did you see BritishyGuy SillyName in Sherlock?
Person 2- *falls through ceiling* did someone say Benedict Cumberbatch
by MayteDontEven May 5, 2015
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cumberbatch

An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
by Toprameneesha February 23, 2014
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clumberbuster

this is when everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.
my interview was such a clumberbuster
by #catlover June 14, 2016
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Cumberbatch

verb

1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.

I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
by Jimothy Longstein May 1, 2014
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Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014
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